- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

A blind man walks into a pole.

How do you starve a celebrity? Tell them they're fat.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

What kind of sex do you have with twenty seven year olds any kind you want there are twenty of them

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

Life is an elephant, get married.

Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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