A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Knock Knock.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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A Blonde, a Brunette, and a Red head walk into a bar They are friends from school and have not seen each other in 15 years; they are hoping to have a good night out

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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what did the chinese guy say to the black guy? hello

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Try saying "Good Eye Might" without sounding Australian.

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What did the sting ray say to steve irwin? It doesn't matter , steve irwin is dead, dead as a doormat.

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Twenty-Four

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One day Satan, approached his dad and said: DADDY I love you so much, I want to be just like you! That story did not end up so well did it?

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What do a platypus and Obama have in common? A brain, except for Obama.

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Knock Knock Whos There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

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Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob Bob What What the hell are you doing here

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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