- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the Swedish surgeon who found a frog in his patient's stomach? Yes, you've told me it before.

What's the difference between a blonde and a blow up doll? The blonde is a person, you sexist asshole.

You know what big feet mean? Big socks

Why can't a Tyrannosaurus-Rex clap? It's Dead.

Q- Who is the life of the party? A- hannah schane

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

Whats green and looks like eggs? Green eggs.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

What do you call a black man holding a pistol? A black man holding a pistol

Why did the baby fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms.

What did the moose say to the hunter? I don't know, what? Nothing, a moose is an animal therefore it can't say anything.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

where are you?

I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

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