Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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What is the worst part of a 4 blacks hanging from a tree? They were only children

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Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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amy mcguire is soo amazing! i love her

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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How do you call a guy with a school bus on his head? Dead. It's highly unlikely that a man would be able to withstand the weight of a massive school bus on his head and survive.

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PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

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BOOBALANBOO

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What's worse than tieing a baby to a moving fan? Stopping it with a shovel

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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so i walk into a bar the bartender says what do you want i say a beer please he then goes one dear coming up soi thought tomy self should i tell him what i really said so i let him get the dear but for some reason he came out with tears i asked whats a matter he said you let me go to kill a dear

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to properly balance himself.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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