- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

What's sad about the Holocaust? well i don't know ,it may or may not have anything to do with you and cause absolutely no sad emotions toward the subject. I for one don't care.........

Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

There is no joke here, stop reading.

if I was a girl I would be touching my self everywhere if I was a girl as a boy I would make a diffrence in poltics but thats not gonna happen.

A blonde, a redhead, and Asian are talking. They are friends.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was stuck in its coop on the farm. Also, chickens aren't sentient, so they can't reason the same way we do.

Women's Rights.

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

Badgers are cool

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

What's worse than 12 dead babies in one trash can? 1 dead baby in 12 trash cans.

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

What did the devil say to the baby with four arms? I am evil.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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