What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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why did the white man jump out of the car? because the car was crashing

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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Whats white and sticky? Rotten milk.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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womens rights to vote

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

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Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

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pineapples

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

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Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

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What do you call a black man who has become a millionare? A financhaly successful buisnessman who worked hard to be where he is today.

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What's worse than loosing your pen? Getting raped by a pedophile.

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How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

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What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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