what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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hi will

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

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whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

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Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

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roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

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Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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Hey i just met u And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey i just met u

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Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

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What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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what is the difference between joe diragi and jerry sandusky sabdusky only targets human little boys

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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Whats the worst thing about seeing a truck being snapped in half? It was mine

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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How do you hold someone in suspense?

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What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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