Where did Susie go after an explosion? Everywhere

Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Sally with prosthetic arms.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

What's a terrorists Favorite color Orange

Lol! Why you wanna know?

when im sad im feel horny i rape little children -jimmy saville , last words of the diary

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

american government

Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

The Pope

Roses are red, violets are blue. Cassidy's a whore so open the door.

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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