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How long will it take for a dog to paint a color wheel? I don't know.

What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

What did the house do when it came alive? It went home

what do you get when you cross an African with a Rhinoceros? A rhinoceros.

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

Jesus said unto John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." But, John came fifth and won a toaster.

Q: what animal didnt get on Noah's ark in pairs? A: worms. they got on in apples.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, living in the mountains? A: Cliff Q: What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs, living on the beach? A: Sandy Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: A victim of a serious crime, where murder was committed and the killer has a sick and twisted mind because he first cut off the man's arms and legs then nailed him to the wall with wooden pegs. Puppies.

How long does it take a black woman to take a shit? Why in the world would you want to know something like that? But anyway, the answer is somewhere, on average, between 10 seconds and 15 minutes. It really varies and conditions like irritable bowel syndrome and constipation affect this range. Actually it takes about 9 months.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

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