- Anti Joke

What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

Q: what did the man say to the wall A: Nothing it's a wall therefore incapable of talking

"What do you call a man who has bumblebee wings and fire for blood?" (The doctor on the other line has no answer. Tom desperately weeps into the phone, trying to grasp his sudden transformation. He finds no reassurance, and hangs up the phone.)

What happened to the man who jumped into a puddle? He contracted hypothermia due to the low temperatures of the water. He died the next day.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ..... he didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you take the head off a Koala and a Wombat and swap them around? A bloody mess and about 4 years in jail.

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What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

a man walks into a bar he got hurt

what do you call an indian dating service? you dont call it anything there all arranged marriages.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table