What did the Muslim have under his hood of his car? A V-8 engine.

What has legs but can't walk? A paralyzed man.

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

A black man in a country bar.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

Greg and Michal once had a fight I lost.

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

A man walks into a bar and says "hey bartender wanna help me out!" The bartender says "no."

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

A blind man walks into a pole.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

What's black and looks like Burnt Popcorn? A black man

Why did the boy fall of his bike? His mother threw a fridge at him

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

Why do jews have long noses? Because they received the genetic alleles from their parents that cause the nose to grow longer.

How can you tell if your goldfish is male or female? Put some fishfood in the bowl, if he swims to the food it's a male, if she swims to the food it's a female.

What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

What's funnier than poop? More poop

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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