- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

What did the tuna say to the fan I LIKE YOUR STOOL AHAHHAHAHHAHAH

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Ring Around The rosy, Pockets full of posey, Just kidding they are roofies and i'm going to rape you

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

knock knock who's there no one

pineapples

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Have you ever heard about the black man who got shot my a goat? Neither did I.

Its a bird...its a plane....it IS a plane

I said I hate niiggers

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

Knock knock (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) (Knock knock...) Fuck me, that's the most echo-y door I've ever knocked on.

what's brown and sticky? A stick!

There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

I what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? I don't have 10 watermelons in my basement.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What is another word for a woman that ends in unt. Aunt.

"Doctor, Doctor I think I am a pair of curtains" The man was swiftly referred to the psychiatric ward.

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