What do you call a penguin in the desert? A penguin.

What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Jingle bells Batman smells WHERE IS SHE??!!?!?!?

What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

Butt Sex.

I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

What's worse than your dad being hit by a car? Your family being hit by a bus.

Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

A man using Apple Maps walks into a bar. Or maybe a hospital... or possibly a church.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

Why do Southern guys go to family reunions? To connect with their loved ones, meet any new additions and share old family stories.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

A man walked into a bar 2 hours later he died from drinking and driving

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

What do you call a black guy with a peg leg? An amputee.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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