Two cows are standing on the top of North Pole and in a half-inch wind they're spanking a bottle of coconut jam. Suddenly two infrared gallopping fly past them. What's the consequence? That people shouldn't use freshly peeled lemoncakes on underwater cornfields.

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What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

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What caused the Berlin Wall to come down? Gravity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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What has one eye, three arms and one leg? A really weird person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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Three women are on an airplane. One's a blonde, one's a redhead, and one's a brunette. Unfortunately, the plane was going to crash and there was nothing they could do but jump out and parachute to safety. So the captain said to each of the three ladies, "You can only take one of your possessions when you parachute out of the plane." The blonde says "I will take my watch becau--" But before she could finish her sentence the plane exploded because the flames on the wing had ignited the fuel tank. No one survived.

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YOU

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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what is Justin Bieber+ One Less Lonely girl.... A BABY

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A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? Escape.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has two penises

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Who likes to be fisted? Sock puppets.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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Why was 97 afraid of 98? Because 98,99, 100!

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Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? Seven brutally abused and raped 6 as a child.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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