Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Old guitars sound like cat's guts

guess what? chicken butt.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has been sexually abusing 6 for all his life

knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is blind and is a women, who are notoriously bad drivers.

What did the doctor say to the camel with no hump? You're a horse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LJP1DphOWPs#!

OMG guess what she just told me!! idk......im deaf.

What happened when the homosexual man came out of the closet? He was congratulated for winning the hide and seek contest.

Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

What do you call a homeless person with one leg? Rob.

what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

Women's sports

If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

Anti Joke

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