Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

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a man walks into a prostitute.

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Where did Susie go after the bombing? Everywhere

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Shut the cork up!

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Your mom.

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Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Tits In The Third Grade? A. Because She Was 21

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Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

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Roses are red Violets are blue I picked them in the meadow this morning

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A man runs into a house and unloads a round of bullets killing 2 people in the kitchen. He wins Search and Destroy for his team at Nuketown.

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and becomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into a piece of shit.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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why did the moose cross the road? to eat the baby.

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Yes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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