Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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why was the girl sleeping on the ground? because she was dead

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Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

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A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

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How do we achieve world peace? KILL EVERYBODY. Nobody can fight when they're dead.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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I like pom

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

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womens rights to vote

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

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Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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Lynching Lynching is an extrajudicial execution carried out by a mob, often by hanging, but also by burning at the stake or shooting, in order to punish an alleged transgressor, or to intimidate, control, or otherwise manipulate a population of people. It is related to other means of social control that arise in communities, such as charivari, riding the rail, and tarring and feathering. Lynchings have been more frequent in times of social and economic tension, and have often been the means used by the politically dominant population to oppress social challengers. Violence in the United States against African Americans, especially in the South, rose in the aftermath of the Civil War, after slavery had been abolished and recently freed black men were given the right to vote. Violence rose even more at the end of the century, after southern white Democrats regained their political power in the South in the 1870s. States passed new constitutions or legislation which effectively disfranchised most blacks and many poor whites, established segregation of public facilities by race, and separated blacks from common public life and facilities. Nearly 3,500 African Americans were lynched in the United States between 1882 and 1968, mostly from 1882 to 1920. Lynching during the 19th century in the United States, Britain and colonies, coincided with a period of violence which denied people participation in white-dominated society on the basis of race or gender after the Emancipation Act of 1833. Today lynching is a felony in all states of the United States, defined by some codes of law as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person which results in the death of the person," with a 'mob' being defined as "the assemblage of two or more persons, without color or authority of law, for the premeditated purpose and with the premeditated intent of committing an act of violence upon the person of another." Lynching in the second degree is defined as "Any act of violence inflicted by a mob upon the body of another person and from which death does not result." To sustain a conviction for lynching, at least some evidence of premeditation must be produced, but "The common intent to do violence" may be formed before or during the assemblage."

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A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in you bed. Jake skellern

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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dead battery come on down

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Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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