Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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what did the shark do when he died.....

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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A man tells his wife to leave the kitchen

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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What came first the chicken or the egg? The chicken god made two of every animal

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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what did the chicken cross the road? because its a chicken

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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Q: What did Tommy do when it was time to go to bed? A: Go to bed. Q:What did Tommy do when it was time to wake up? A: Kill him self.

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Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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What's good about freedom of speech? Only the idea. Try saying something about Muhammed or calling a cop a power-mad taxman.

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how do u keep a stupid person in suspense? how

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Guy 1: What the shit is that car? Guy 2: Its not a car. It's an alfa romeo

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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