- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." "Well that sounds like a mental illness and I deal predominantly with physical ailments"

Which side of a chicken has more feathers? The outside.

I'm so hot my father calls me son.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

what do you call a 40 year old man working at a burger king that dropped out of highschool dyslexic

A kid walks into a bar. The bartender promptly calls child protective services and the child is placed in a caring foster home.

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

Why was there two girls at the movie? They wanted to see the movie together.

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to order a couple drinks, and shortly leaves after drinking them, later ending up in a fatal car accident.

Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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