How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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Women's rights.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

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Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

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Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

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what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

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luke moore cant pull it back

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knock knock. who's there? someone.

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a black man kills a family member of a mexican guy. the mexican guy goes to the police, what happens? The mexican guy gets deported back to his country after they realize that he was illegal

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Why did the black kid fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome

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A man named Joe has practiced drawing cartoon characters his entire life. When Joe turns 15 he decides to enter a local drawing competeiton. Joe works very hard drawing his cartoon and finally finishes. When it is the time to hand in his drawing his drawing, he hands it in an receives a satisfying 2nd place and continues on with his life. Two years later Joe decides to enter another drawing competeiton (this one much more competitive) after his drawing skills have tremendously increased. He begins drawing and is 3/4 of the way finished when Joe is brutally murdered by a mentally disturbed man and cannot hand in his art work and is therefore disqualified from the competeiton and loses.

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Anti Joke

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