What do you call a black person with dandruff.... A lamington

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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What do you call a baby with no arms nor legs? An infant lacking limbs.

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what does the sloth say to dylan sedgwick nothing dylan is the sloth

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Guess what.. chicken butt

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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What sounds really bad? An accordion.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Q) Why is there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest A) Real Joke : Because the parrots-eat-em-all

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Dyslexic devil worshippers sell their souls to Santa

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a dick just for you

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what happens when a girl poops? she wipes her butt.

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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Knock Knock Who's There?? Its the police your family have died in a tragic road accident

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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