A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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Q: what did 7 say to 11? A: weres every one else?

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its my money!, but i dont need it right away

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you just contradicted yourself.

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knock knock. come in.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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I saw a man lying on the floor. He was dead.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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