Hi is the longest two letter word in the world

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Your mom is intimately familiar with many mens' penis due to her many years as a successful urologist.

What's the difference between me and convicted pedophile? -The pedophile's been caught ;)

A man walks into a bar. He is genetically predisposed to alcoholism, and it's destroying his family.

Knock knock --Come in.

What do you tell a Woman with black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of it coop and there was something shinny on the other side of the street.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

whats black? a black man

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

Michal j. fox has Parkinsons disease. He is tired of losing at jenga

A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Whats the difference between a ferrari and a boner? Too much to list.

Someone asked me yesterday why my friend Portier is named after a sports car... I mean, fair enough, it is a common misconception but they live in the country and her Dad drives a tractor; think it through. [L]

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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