What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

Pickles

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Is this where I type the joke?

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Strawberries!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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