Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

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This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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