Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

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What ruined the little boy's day? He drowned.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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Jaden McMichael

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Nevermind, that was a stupid question.

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What happened to the Californian who drove off into the sunset. He died. You can't drive in the ocean.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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how did they guy with no legs in the wheel chair walk? he couldnt because he had no legs.

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

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What's the difference between an apple and an orange? 87

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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