Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

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Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

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Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

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What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

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Does pizza sound good for dinner?

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

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Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

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1 + 1 = 3

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

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raping black women

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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We are lawyers

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Anti Joke

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