An enormous black man wearing a durag walks into a bar. Due to the diverse and friendly comminuty he lives in, nobody judges him on his race, ethnicity, or culture. He goes on to pursue his career in business and gets a Masters Degree in Business Administration. He get's a job as an IT Director for a very successful business and he marries a well educated woman. They have 2 kids, but one of them is diagnosed with "Ondine's Curse" and dies in it's sleep. Distressed, and mourning the death of his newborn son, he seeks help from his parents. Regardless of his parents comforting and loving attitude towards him, he goes into the inner city smoking and selling illegal drugs like crack. He even got into cocaine and marjuana. 4 and a half years later, he was about to attempt suicide, when he saw his only living son, whom he loved with all his heart, walk into the room with his teddybear. He just looked at him, and he looked back. Suddenly, the father started crying. Flashbacks started playing though his mind of his happy life he was steadily pursuing. "why me?" He constantly thought to himself. What did he do to deserve this? 7 years in the future. The father was diagnosed with terminal cancer. Right before his death, he asked to talk to his son. "Son, listen to me. Never try to comtemplate the world we live in, it's too spontaneous and insane to understand. This world can either give you bliss or depression. Nothing inbetween. And most people who make there way up to the top eventually will fall. What goes up must come down. Ha... I never thought I'd be talking to me own son giving him a silly lecture in a deathbed. But just look at me..."the father gets very muddled and disoriented* "...Son. They say most of us have a good reason to live. Well don't most of us have a good reason to die too?" Malik Cartwright died on March 22, 1999. His son went on to legally change his middle name to "Leek", after his father's nickname. He went on to get the same Master's Degree that his father received, and had kids of his own. The whereabouts of the mother are unknown.

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What's worse than a murderer? Two murderers.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Certainly not Sally

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz 7 8 9

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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If there are 50 oranges and 50 waffles tied to a fence post. How many cow utters does it take to shit green? urine.

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

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What's Tammie short for? Diabetes claimed both her legs.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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Why did jimmy fall of his bike? Because jimmy was a goldfish

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Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

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Q. who's george porchy?

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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Anti Joke

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