Antijoke the book. Seriously it sucks ass, do not bother, they only included the very worst ones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he clearly has an owner that doesn't fence him in.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig rolls in the mud.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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Think of your favorite joke. Thats so weird! Thats exactly the same as this joke!

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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That's why her hair is so big, she teases it and uses a lot of expensive products.

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What's worse than the holocaust. I'm a Nazi so the holocaust wasn't actually that bad.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your friend Jim Oh hello Jim, please come in it is very nice to see you this fine evening.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Knock-Knock The man wasn't home, so there was no answer.

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Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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i have yougurt with tractor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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