- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A tree walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the log face?".

Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why did little Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

A black man and a jew both fall off a cliff, who hits the ground first? the black man

A: Knock knock B: Who's there? A: Hello, I'm a Jehovah's Witness and I would like to talk to you about religion for a few minutes. B: Thank you, but I'm not interested. A: OK, thank you for your time, sir. B: You're quite welcome. Good day. A: Have a nice afternoon. B: You too. Bye A: Ba-bye.

I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

bitches be crafty.

Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

How do you kill Chuck Norris? Short Answer: You can't.

How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

What did the catholic priest say to the naked boy where are your clothes?

Meh, I dont want it anymore! You can have it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A. One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a highly trained professional skilled in the art of litigation.

yo mama so fat, her favorite food is seconds.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??