A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Why is an orange, orange. Because you can't clean a window with a spade.

Why are you reading this? You should be taking a shower, you smell like crap.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

two guys walk into a bar. the third guy ducks

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

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Q: what is long hard and full of seamen A: a submarine

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

Why is it incorrect that the universe will end in 2012? Because profound idiocy doesn't always occur.

What is a panda bear? A bear with black and white fur.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

a drumset fell off a clif. Badoom ch.

What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross country.

your mamas so fat all she gets for christmas and her birthday is girdles!

what is a model plus a poop plus a rhino plus a flamingo a peice of floob split in half or a shelby koon

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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