- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What do you call a man with no arms? A cripple.

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

how many babies does it take to paint a house? that is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

What's the difference between jelly and jam? Jelly is made from the juice of the fruit while jam is made from the pulp of the fruit.

What did one chimney say to the other chimney. Nothing, chimneys dont talk.

obama leadership

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? If they didn't, their turnout gear would not effectively protect them from flames.

Why was the little boy upset? An arson set fire to his house, leaving him nowhere to live.

How do you kill a retard? Pour gasoline on him and light him on fire.

What happened in your mom's locked bedroom last night I don't know

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A black guy and a white guy are in a drug store. Who buys the drugs? The customers.

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

a man walks into a bar and says "help me, my daughter just got hit by a car! the bartender phones the ambulance and the girl survives.

Why couldnt the kid see the pirate movie? Because he didn't have eyes.

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