wanna hear a joke? women rights. -ZombieUr

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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What happened to the boy who ditched his friends and lied to them...? His appendix exploded.

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Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't rape, which her sister had experienced while traveling in 2007.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? To WHOM.

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what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Q: how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A: 14

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What do you get if you cross a Sheep with a Kangeroo. An abomination unto God.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? why? Womens rights

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How do you get a Jew into a car? Tell him to get in the car.

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What is quite heavy and if it falls off a tree and hits you in your head you die? A sheets packet

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

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why did the kid get a bad grade he didnt study

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Why did the man jump off a cliff? Because he was committing suicide.

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