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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is big, white and hairy A refrigerator, I lied about the hair

How do you make your children nice? You dont have any.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's. Alzheimer's who? Knock knock!

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Wanna here a joke? Canadians.

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

1 + 1 = 3

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

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Homosexuals are gay.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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