How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

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Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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We are lawyers

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What would people call Michael Jackson if he became president? Probably President Jackson

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Q: Where did Bethany hide the dead baby? A: In the trash can

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Scientology.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Polite say "Hey you, get out of that tree."

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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how big is a midgets dick? i dont know but probably bigger then mine

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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