How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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varför skriver jag på svenska jag vet inte

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A Irish man walks our of a bar

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Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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skurfboards we love fat kids

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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drake

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What do you call a bunch of black guys on mars? a problem What do you call 1 million black guys on mars? a bigger problem What do you call all the black guys on mars? a solution

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[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

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Your mom is so hairy that she must not feel comfortable in her everyday life.

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When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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