why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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buttcrack thumbs up

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. who's driving? The black guy because he just turned 16. His school mate the Mexican child is still only 15 and he will have to wait a few more months before he can drive.

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Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: One stops sucking when you slap it.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

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I walked into an elevator with Ray Rice...

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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What did Roadrunner name his car? Turbo Tax.

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Why is the women in the street selling her body for money? because she has 3 kids and a father with cancer.

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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your father died

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What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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