How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

If it hadn't been for Cotton Eyed Joe My wife and kids would still be alive.

Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

women's rights.

Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

Emily Brunelle is skinny

A lion walks into a barber shop and asks for a haircut and the barber says no then the lion proceeds to kill everyone in the shop

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Yo momma so lazy she hasn't been to work in weeks and you no longer have electricity or food.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

What is the answer to the question of life? Over 9000

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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