Why do black people eat watermelon? Because it is a largely water-based, delicious fruit that provides refreshment in such a hot country and conveniently flourishes in the said climate.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dream of a day when chickens won't be questioned about their actions

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns. He won.

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Why is the guy fat? Because he eats too much.

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Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

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People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

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Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

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There once was a man from Peru. He dreamt he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright, In the middle of the night, To find a man had murdered his wife and children.

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Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

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Horton Hears... Rape and violence and doesn't do anything about it.

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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If at first you don't succeed, there's a very substantial probability that you failed.

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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