Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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so little jonny was doing bad in school like always so he decided to drop out and now he cant get a job and will have a terrible life and die alone

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Why did the vegetarian lose her foot? Diabetes.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who's there?! ... Ditched again!

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A Black Man walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

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what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

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how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

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Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

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A giant watermelon falls on a man He's dead

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Did you hear the one about the kid that farted in class? Cool.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the black guy do to the hooker, he took her dead body out of his trunk

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If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

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yo mama so fat, she weighs 478 pounds and is in high risk of cardiovascular dieses and/or heart failure.

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Gay's rights

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do not read this(this is intended to be read)

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Norris? well no one knows for certain, but they do know there's alot of fridges involved

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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Women's rights.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

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Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

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