- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

What's the difference between donuts and dead babies? You can't buy a bakers dozen of dead babies at Tim Hortons.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

What did the doctor say to the female car crash victim? Nothing she was dead when he walked in the room.

Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You know what is not cool? Fire.

Q: Why were the chicken and the cow friends? A: Because they shared common interests.

Person 1: Why do eskimos wash their clothes in tide? Person 2: It works very well.

Roses are red pineapple is yellow I'll shove your head up my ass so you can eat some marshmallows!

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q: How do you stop a rhino from charging? A: The construction of a steel-reinforced concrete wall will work in most instances, but for more resistant cases, the use of a high-impact titanium anti-rhino charging barrier is required.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

what did the shark do when he died.....

How do you you know when you haven't slept in a while? You're tired.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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