4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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What did the athletic white boy say to the aids carrying African boy? Ha.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Womens rights

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Why black guys are the fasttest runners? Because the slowers are already in prison

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Why was the young girl? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A Holocaust survivor.

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Usually, the bad (anti) jokes are the ones that don't make you laugh. Sometimes you laugh "with" the joke, other times, you laugh at the joke itself because it is a paragon for human failure. The jokes on this website are not exempt from that rigid stipulation. However, it should be noted that all the "jokes" on this particular website are actually hilarious because of the latter reason delineated in the above paragraph. Additionally, this joke was created by a machine and thus the originator of this work is by no means able to learn from the process of trial and error and therfore can make myriad unfunny jokes without compromise.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Knock Knock.

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what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What isn't funny? The holacost.

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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Roses are red, white, pink, and many other colors. Violets similarly display many color variations due to generations of ardent florists.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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whats the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? the ferrari is not in my garage.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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