Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

whatts blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz

When life gives you lemons, find someone with a papercut.

Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Whats brown,looks like a.dike,and is a whore. Marcella

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

What do you call a middle-aged man at a preschool? A teacher.

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What is black, white, and red all over? A person who has black, white, and red paint on his or her body.

what has the same importance as mothers day? fathers day

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot of his head

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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