Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

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Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

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A Jewish man died in a car crash. His family mourned his death throughout the next few years.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

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PUDDING

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In 1284, while the town of Hamelin was suffering from a rat infestation, a man dressed in pied clothing appeared, claiming to be a rat-catcher. He loyally promised the townsmen a solution for their problem with the rats. The townsmen in appreciation and glad to get rid of the infestation promised to pay him for the removal of the rats, they were looking forward to being left in peace. The man pleased with their decision accepted, and played a mystical musical pipe to lure the rats with a joyous song into the Weser River, where all but one drowned. Despite his renowned success, the people reneged on their promise and refused to pay the rat-catcher the full amount of money. The man left the town angry and upset the people had betrayed his kindness, he did however vow to return some time later, seeking revenge. On Saint John and Paul's day while the inhabitants were happily sat in church, he played his pipe yet again, dressed in green, like a hunter, this time attracting the young and joyful children of Hamelin. One hundred and thirty boys and girls followed him out of the town, skipping in song as they went, where they were lured into a cave. The events that followed are now known as the 1284 mass child massacrer, in which all 130 children were raped and savagely tortured and killed one by one, each viscously taped and recorded for the pipe pipers satisfaction, where a copy of each tape was sent to their corresponding parents, this was before their bodies turned up dangling from a tree and the bottom of the village, all 130 of them unrecognisable from decomposition and mutilation the pipe piper had inflicted.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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hi will

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What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

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There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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Why does the man with no legs call for help? because he woke up to find that he had no legs.

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Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbuluDBHpfQ

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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Bin Laden: dang, these pizza guys are so late, this pizza better be free! door: Ring ring ring.. Bin Laden: yes its finally here!

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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What does Santa do on Halloween? He gives out candy to the kids who come to his door.

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What did the man with Tourette's say to the other man? Surely something he did not mean to say.

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