you just contradicted yourself.

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what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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Kid: mom what happens when grandpa farts? Mom: well son... Everyone leaves the room

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Wanna hear a joke? No.

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i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

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why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

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Why are fat people fat? Because they like food.

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Q: What's worse than the holocaust. A: Me not getting my Christmas presents.

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Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

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Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

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elliot forsythe is a paedo

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

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Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

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