Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will cause me to develop a drinking problem.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

knock knock come in

Q: How many 3 go into the number 102,351? A: Yes.

whats big green and fuzzy and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? a pool table

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Q: what did the man say to the woman? A: hi

Q:theres a man on a tight rope 3000 feet above ground and theres a man getting head from a 90 year old women with no teath. what did they both say? A: dont look down.

I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

Strawberries!

Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Is this where I type the joke?

A Mexican walks up to a fence in Texas and watches as the police take away his next door neighbor for tax evasion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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