a 5 year old rapes a pedophile

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Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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This is a swimmer Joke. Chuck Norris once lapped a kid in the 50 free... LONG COURSE.

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Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

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Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

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What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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Bumper Sticker: I Brake for Stop Signs

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What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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Everyone knows a sandwich made with bacon, lettuce, and tomato is a BLT, but what do you call a sandwich made with tomato, bacon, and lettuce? A BLT.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

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How do you teach your daughter to stop wetting the bed? Cut her best friends eye-lids off at her birthday party.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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