- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What is black at the bottom, and white at the top? Society.

Pickles

What did the monkey say to the owner of the world's rarest stamp? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

This is an anti-joke.

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Why did the world not end in 2012? Because the Mayans were drunks.

- Mom, you've got a banana in your ear. - Son I can't hear you I've got a banana in my ear!

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

Salad. It's green and so is The Hulk.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

tea with milk?

what's one thing we're all tired of but they still make? Those crappy love songs.

What did the four pigs do at the farm? Roll in mud.

Q. Why did Mary fall down the steps? A. Because she had no legs.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

I Have a Black Friend

Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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