Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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What do you do when you fall of the horse? Consider calling the paramedics because it's possible that when you hit the ground your brain sustained damage and you should be rushed to a hospital immediately.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

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Roses are Red Violets are plucked So are my nose-hairs Pretty disgusting

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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Q. Why was the blonde fired from the M+M factory? A.She was addicted to meth.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green honda

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

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roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

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who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

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Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Why dont you ever see black people at night? Because the majority of people sleep during the night, including the african americans

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why did the girl eat a banana? because she was hungry

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The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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Why did the boy have cable? I don't know.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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