What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

Why did the car go down the road? Someone was driving it. Why did the car stop? Because he suddenly fell and had a stroke.

Chuck Norris doesn't answer the phone - he doesn't have one at the moment

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

What do you have if you have a green ball in your right hand and a green ball in your left hand? Two green balls.

if youre reading this its probably because youre on anti-joke.com

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

Why did the Filipino man get small condoms? Because he's not black.

? I hate niiggers ?

hi to the world fromthe world

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

Why couldn't the blond turn the TV on? Because she is blond.

Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

What is 2+2? 4!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

Okay, an ambulance is arriving for me (cops called it whatever I am fine) If you are still reading this then get the fuck out before I fire you no more messages.

Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

How do you blind a Chinese man You put a blind fold on him

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

Anti Joke

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