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What did the chicken say when it crossed the road? Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q. How did the blind man survive from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died

Butt Sex.

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

eloise dey.

Knock knock, Come in...

a boy walks over to the living room and shouts " happy birthday, daddy!!" the response is "i'm a cup, therefore i do not have a birthday because i am an inanimate object."

Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.

poop is very very yummy.

whats are the similarities between a dolphin and a bus? they both have wheels, aside from the dolphin. it does not,

What did the mother get at the grocery store? Food.

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whats is big, black, and has big boobs. a big black guy. the boob part was a little white lie

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the man walk into the bar? Because he wasn't looking where he was going

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Why did Dom stop smoking He didnt I lied

Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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