What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

Shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was taken to a factory where it was butchered, processed and eventually fed to America.

Ask me If I'am a tree are u a tree? no.....

Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

Q: What do janitors and nuns have in common? A: They can't fly.

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What did the boy find on his laptop? -Nothing, he comes from a broken home and can't afford one.

Penal Dysfunction

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

what do you do when a dog bites your ear off? you see that you are bleeding then you scream.

Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

What did the bungee jumper say to his wife? Honey, I'm going bungee jumping today.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Seeing duplicates of the top jokes.

1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

What's the best thing about twenty six year olds? There are 20 of them.

What's worse than having amnesia? I don't remember.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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