Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses are green I'm bipolar

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

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Knock, Knock! Cum inside ;;)

whats worse than being ugly? being aivy.

why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

What did the cast of sex and the city get for Christmas Nothing Sarah Jessica Parker is Jewish

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How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

Why was he arrested? He broke the law.

Penis

Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Samantha

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the clown fall off the swing? He got shot.

What's better than eating baby? Nothing.

A boy found a nickel on the street. So he went to the ice cream shop and bought a gumball with the nickel.

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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