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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

^that joke a piece of shit

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

a man walks into a bar the other man ducks

Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

What do you call a black man forcing two young girls into his car with a gun? A Police Officer.

connor sucks

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was Suzy Knock Knock Who's There The Holocaust

You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. see how easy it is to save with GEICO.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

Cows make a world go round and round They also live in the town town town They make a funny sound sound sound MOO MOO MOO MOO MOO Where do cows go on saturdays? The MOOvies I am Cow Hear me MOO I weigh 10 times more than you! Why are cows black and white? Cause they dont want to be racist

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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