why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common? They have the same middle name.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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What's worse than finding a small cockroach in your drink? Finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink. What's worse than finding a medium sized cockroach in your drink? Genocide. What's worse than genocide? Finding a large sized cockroach in your drink.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon ones a live the other isnt

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a known serial killer.

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What's worse than a snake in your boot. A boot in your snake.

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Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Art.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Why is the sky blue? Well it has something to do with The suns reflection off of all the waters on earth's surface.

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

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Why couldn't Timmy ride his tricycle? He was run over by a bus.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a cow and a purple sweater? They're both purple Besides the cow

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A black teenager drives an Escalade His father is a prominent lawyer and his mother is a neuroscientist.

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Q: What did the twin tower say to the other twin tower? A: I'm falling for you.

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Why did the homeless man get skin cancer Because he didn't have a home so the Suns rays had been directed towards him For 3 years and he was to poor to purchase Sun screen

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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