- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What happend when 1 second past after 7:00 am? It was still 7:00 am.

Seth stock has a large penis

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

Q: Why did Katie fall of the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Katie

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Are you a human?

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

What did one guy say to another? Womens rights..........

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

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