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how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

im not as random as you think I- Potato

larry clark i smoke pot and im gay its phillup

why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

Whats the difference between a black person and dirt? nothing

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

Why was the Mexican socially inept. Because he hadn't recieved a good education

I went river dancing once. I fell in

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Melbourne Football Club.

Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

How did the old man keep the kids off his lawn? By molesting their Moms.

Yo momma's so fat, her lifespan is probably going to be very short and you will have to bury her soon.

text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

what is worse than a pile of dead babies? there is one alive at the bottom. what is worse than that? it eats its way out.

What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

My life sucks, I'm about 20 years old, and i haven't changed aged for 15 years, I'm stuck in this dead end fast food job, my colleague hates me, my boss is a money crazed freak, my best friend is a mentally retarded immature weirdo and to top it all off, I live in a pineapple under the sea.

God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

Anti Joke

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