- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

What do you call a man who has Alzheimer's? Wait what am I doing?

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

A white guy, a black guy, an Indian guy, and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. They drink in moderation and discuss their children, the current state of the economy, and global politics before retiring home to their families.

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Knock knock? Who's there? A Jehovah's Witness. Oh. Knock knock? Who's there? Not me!

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuable prizes

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

The Sarah Palin bus tour to teach children about history.

Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

What did the black man say when he ate a Hershey bar? Delicious

A girl talks to her boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

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