What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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What's red and hurts you? A brick.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

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Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

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How do you make a Nazi mad? You slash his tires.

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terry stockton is straight

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Hey, look under there! Under what?

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Q: What dosent a Jew and a pizza have in commen? A: The pizza dosent scream when you put it in the oven.

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Roses are red Kittens are fluffy This doesn't rhyme Cupcake

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Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Juan

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Yo momma is so fat, I gave her a cupcake and she enjoyed it.

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Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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vagina, hehehehehehehe

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Paul and Steve, Siamese twins attached at the head, come to a fork in the road they are traveling. Paul wants to go left, while Steve wants to go right. They pause for a moment to figure out which direction would be the best choice for the both of them. They decide to go Paul's way, and as they continue to travel in silence, they try to imagine what life as a self-reliant individual would be like.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

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Why did your mom cross the road? She Tripped and started rolling

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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