How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax

Knock Knock *no answer* Knock Knock *Genevieve enters the house with curiosity and is later charged with Breaking and Entering*

What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

What's worse than cancer? Death.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

What is cold? Winter

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

What do you call a black thing hanging from a tree A tire swing

whats worst than school? the earth exploding whats worse than the earth exploding? the sun exploding whats worse than the sun exploding? 10,000 suns exploding

What do a black person and a monkey have in common? A. They both are organism that need food and water to survive.

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Roses are white Violets are black I'm colorblind That is sad

girls basketball

A black man walks up to the cashier with twenty buckets of KFC and seventeen gallons of grape Kool - Aid. The cashier says, "Do you want a bag for those?"

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why did your mom cross the street? She didn't. She was a home. Making me a sandwhich.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

What did the podiatrist say to the proctologist? That athletes foot fungus is clearing up nicely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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