No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

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A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

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A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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What's worse than banning guns? Very few things

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

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Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

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How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

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knock knock who's there Berry Joe Berry Joe who? I just told you, Berry Joe. oh.

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Q: What did the nomad get for christmas? A: Most likely nothing because he lives in the middle of nowhere where no stores exist. If anything, he got a sandstorm.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He had no limbs

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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