Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Person 1: You know whats funny? Person 2: No! What? Person 1: A joke!

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There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

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Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

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whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

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Q: What's up? A: Definitely not a plane, due to an unfortunate hijacking and terror bombing shortly after departure. There were no survivors.

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Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

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Q:what did a keppy kid with a big nose say A:hi im josh Roberts

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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what do you call a dead black man? dead

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my friend is gay hes gay

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did LeBron James up and bail on Cleveland? He thought there was a greater opportunity for postseason success by playing in Miami.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

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how many jews can you fit in a buick? six if you squeeze 4 in the back

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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Knock Knock Who's there? No one. You're imagining things.

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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so there are 3 people who have heard of this magical cliff; theyre names are harry, dick, and joe. how the cliff works is that when you jump off you turn into whatever you say as you jump. first harry jumps off and yells plane, he turns into a plane and flys off. next dick jumps off and yells bird he turns into a bird and flys off. finally joe steps up to the cliff as he was walking he trips and falls as hes falling he yells HARRY DICK he than hits the ground and dies. everyone mourned for such a well respected individual.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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