Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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How do you get a jew out of an empty pool? Give him a lader

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

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a man is bussy at work, when he gets called by his doctor. YOUR WIFE IS HAVING A BABY! the doctor yells. so the man runs to his car, drives home like a madman, and arrives home with his doctor holding the newborn in his arms. "congratulations" the doctor says "it's a boy" the man takes the baby in his arms and says: "but, this child is black!" his wife cheated on him and the familly breaks appart

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Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

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What do you cal it when a black person gets married to a white person inner racial marriage

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What's cold and icy? Ice

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a man walks into a bar. ouch.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

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Keep up the fun Nero!

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What do u call a man with no arms and no legs and is laying in front of a door? Matt

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How do you drown a black man? You refuse to help him due to your pride and therefore you are no longer a decent member of society.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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It was a warm summer day when justin beiber got hit by the bus everyone was cheering

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How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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