Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

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What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

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roses are cows violets are oranges im mental are you too

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How do you confuse an idiot? By confusing an idiot.

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Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man, a white man has lighter skin

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Jacob Edwards has friends

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Why did the man have an erection? He had just masturbated.

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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On Friday the 13th,I had one of those dreams of when you go to school in your underwear. I then realised it wasn't a dream.

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Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

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do you wanna hear a joke about pizza? sure. naw,its too cheesy

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, you racist.

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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My thanks to those that thumb down my comment below, you have the possibilty to become one of my over 100.000.000 members, as long as you follow your heart, your own will, we got you covered. We got over 600.000 never members since last year, you are far from alone, thumb this comment up, leave a small comment, and I shall send one of my shadows to tell you more, or online if you prefer that, but then I would need your email address... ...As for your home address? Nah, already know it just let me know if you want a visit, but during my 6000 years on earth or so, I have yet to evolve to the point where I fully understand the full nature of computers, they are very recent to me. Yet only those that are willing to follow their hearts and enact their true hidden desires without shame, guilt, remorse, but instead with love and gusto, will find the answers among us. Soon my wings shall spread, and just like that, the world is ours! Moral: "Fuck Morals, would you believe me if I said they where in code? No they are not, the secrets are only within the shadows, and the Black Angel. Nero.

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How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

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Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

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Wanna know something fishy? A fish

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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Knock Knock It's the police, im afraid your wife has been killed in a horrible car accident.

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we all know sammi has a penis

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What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

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