- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

Johnny Manziel is the best quarterback ever (this isn't a joke only a true statement)(this is a remake of a previous joke)

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

Womens rights.

how do you save a black guy from drowning. with a life preserver.

What rhymes with popscicle and weighs at least 300 pounds? Your mom. I lied about the popsicle.

What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

what happens when a Texan see's a black guy? he says howdy

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

How do you get a blonde to break a nail? Smash her finger with a wrench.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

What did the woman say to her rapist? I've had better.

Whats white and looks like a bunny? a rabbit

what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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