Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Hi Jacob You cool

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the grandpa drop his big mak??? Because an army tank hit him

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue Refrigerators come in an assortment of colors

thumb_up thumb_down -8

how do you fit 20 babies into a bucket? you put them into a blender. how do you get them out? chips.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A black man is a human, with feelings, living cells and a loving and devoted family, while a park bench is made from wood and metal and used purely for people to sit on. In parks.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Why can't a black guy be the King of England? He's not in line for it.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

thumb_up thumb_down -10

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops