Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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If you don't get this joke, you're gay.

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rebecca is a hard worker

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What do you call a black guy that drives a plane? A pilot

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

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a child logs on to anti-joke.com and proceeds to post dead baby jokes and jokes with punchlines that suit the build up. i am bitterly disappointed as are all the other fans of anti-joke.com who understand the humor of anti jokes

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what is worse then going to school farlingaye

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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How do you flatten a worm? Feed it to a little boy, and then drop a refrigerator on him.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, a dead baby is a horrible sight and shouldn't be laughed at.

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How do you finish your homework? Get your dog to eat it.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the hospital? A: The victim of a violent mob attack

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Maturity is a virtue.

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Q: Why doesn't Micheal Jackson have orgasms? A: Because he's dead.

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how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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