knock knock come in

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

HEY YOU!!! just checking for assholes

What's big, grey and can't climb a tree? A parking lot

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What do you call a guy who died in a stampede? Grandpa.

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

I walked into a bar the other day and ordered a double. The bartender brought out a guy who looked just like me.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

Kendall and Nick Fredick

yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

What is black, white, and red all over? A bleeding zebra.

Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said, who's there? KNOCK KNOCK OH MY GOD, WHO IS IT??? Yes, we have your daughter here, she was caught doing drugs on school property.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for Christmas? Cancer.

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