- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: What sucks? A: Straws

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

The Mexican word of the day is JUICY. Tell me if juicy see the cops.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

How do u get a baby to stop choking? Take ur c*ck out if its mouth!!!

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What do you call a guy who answers your door Whatever his name his

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

What bad thing could happen if you gave a black man a gun? ....stop expecting some racist punchline!

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Q. how do you get 50 babies into a bowl? A. blender Q. how do you get them out of the bowl? A. Doritos

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