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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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what do you call a blonde that spends fifteen thousand dollars at a bar? an alchoholic.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What did the teacher say to the pupil who was bad at maths? You are bad at maths and will never complete any sum EVER!

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Why do Iraqi women never sleep with American soldiers? Because Americans always talk about pulling out but they never do!

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Q: What's brown and smells like poo? A: poo

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why was the light on in the house ? A. the owners were using it

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You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose... But that's disgusting.

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What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

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rose are red violets should be purple

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What is red and tastes like parsley? Red Parsley

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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What happen to Teenage Mutain ninja turtals? Go Ninja Go.

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A woman walks into a bar and hits it off beautifully with the young man sitting close to her. They exchange numbers, and even a small kiss before she departs. He follows her home and eats her.

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Q: What has four legs and an arm. A: A pitbull on a playground

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What is the difference between a baby and a tampon? A tampon doesn't cry when it's hungry or tired.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

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Pokemon go: Team mystic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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